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Awkwardly tapping the wrong bit of the contactless card reader to stay, say banks

BANKS have confirmed that repeatedly tapping the wrong bit of the contactless card reader before angrily entering your PIN will not change.

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If you are not already in a 22-mile tailback on the M5, you have missed Christmas

THE media has warned that if your vehicle is not already stuck at the back of a 22-mile traffic jam then it is too late and you have missed Christmas.

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