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Beard to divorce owner

A FIVE-year-old beard has sought a divorce from his 28-year-old London-based owner. 

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Ebola survivor has list of crazy diseases he wants to catch

THE British Ebola survivor is to return to Africa because he has another four insane diseases on his to-do list.

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