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Being outside not the same as exercise

SITTING on your arse in the garden delivers no more health benefits than sitting on your arse in the house, it has emerged.

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Britons face terrible pressure to be good at things

ANDY Murray’s tennis victory has put ordinary Britons under immense pressure to be less shit, experts have warned.

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