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Being 'reasonable' is for total f**king dickheads, agrees Britain

HOLDING reasonable political opinions is now only for total shitheads who should shut the fuck up forever, it has been confirmed.

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This is tyranny not democracy, says party with single MP

UKIP has asserted that democracy can only be upheld if everyone does what they and their single MP demands. 

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