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Best place to live is under the sea

THE best place to live in the UK is under its coastal waters, it has been confirmed.

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Young douchebags hail Calvin Harris as role model

SUPERSTAR DJ Calvin Harris is the number one role model for young aspiring douchebags, it has emerged.

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