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Biblical apocalypse leaves much of Britain unchanged

THE End of Days has brought death, demons and pestilence to the planet, leaving many mid-sized UK towns the same or slightly better.

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Britain's skies unprepared for massive volcanic cloud AGAIN

DAVID Cameron has pledged a full-scale inquiry as it emerged that British airspace is unable to deal with an enormous volcanic cloud for the second year in a row.

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