Big beard and tattoos no longer a sign that you're hard

HAVING a big beard and an arm full of tattoos is no longer a sign that you would be handy in a fight.

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Just f**k off out of it, May tells voters

THERESA May has told Britain’s electorate that her deal with the DUP is none of their fucking business.

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