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BMW owner believes he is only person in the world who doesn't drive like a w*nker

A MAN is completely certain that everyone apart from him drives like a total w*nker, it has emerged.

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Men sick of having to order steaks rare to not look girly

BRITAIN’S men are feeling oppressed by having to order steaks with loads of blood in order to look manly.

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