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Border hopefuls queueing long enough to gain citizenship

THE wait at Heathrow’s border control is now so long that many become full UK citizens while queueing.

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God hates cricket

RECENT extreme weather proves that the Almighty sees cricket as a abomination, it has been claimed.

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