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Boris unveils latest obvious solution

BORIS Johnson has unveiled his newest idea that could not possibly go wrong.

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Simon Cowell's tips for new mothers

PEOPLE talk about the pressure new mums are under. But the fact is: if you can’t handle it, you shouldn’t be here.

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