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Genius boyfriend lays groundwork for forgetting Valentine's Day

A GENIUS is preparing his girlfriend for disappointment this Valentine’s Day, it has been confirmed.

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Nation united in telling January to f*ck right off 

BRITAIN has agreed that January can f*ck right off. 

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