Brexiter 'taking back control' has 800 Pot Noodles

A SUPPORTER of Brexit has been forced to stockpile a large number of Pot Noodles ‘just in case’, he has admitted.

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Why I am leaving Wetherspoons to get shitfaced independently

By former Wetherspoons customer Roy Hobbs

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