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Bristol to be reclassified as London suburb

BRISTOL is so overrun by ‘relocating’ London twats that it might as well just be in London, it has been confirmed.

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Selfish nurses quitting to kick back and enjoy their massive wealth

NURSES are leaving the NHS in record numbers because they are already minted, it has emerged.

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