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Britain appoints new lowest common denominator

A 42-YEAR-OLD man has been named as the UK’s new lowest common denominator. 

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Dyer wedding to end in formulaic revenge drama

THE wedding of actor Danny Dyer will end with his wife being kidnapped by rival gangsters, it has been confirmed.

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