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Britain As Insanely Violent As You Thought It Was

BRITAIN is every bit as violent and terrifying as you thought it was, the government confirmed last night.

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Children To Be Taught Why Women Are Out Of Their Minds

SCHOOLCHILDREN across England are to get compulsory lessons on why women are insane.

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