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Britain borrowing way too much stuff

BRITAIN’S borrowing is out of control, with clothes, DVDs and cookware topping the list of things that need to be given back.

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Ferguson and Mancini to hold derby on the astral plane

NEXT week’s Manchester derby has been cancelled in favour of a titanic psychic battle between the two managers.

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