Britain gets the stupid Christmas advice it deserves

GOVERNMENT guidelines on Christmas health and safety are every bit as obvious as they need to be, it has been confirmed.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Economy Not Really Our Strongpoint, Admits Bank Of England

THE Bank of England last night admitted the economy was not its strongest subject, insisting it was much better at films and television.

Checking article access…