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Britain has 36.4 million subtly different social classes

THE UK now has 36,402,339 different social classes, all of which can be detected and categorised in a face-to-face meeting in less than a minute. 

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Grey jumper counts as Christmas jumper, claims man

A MAN has argued that his grey jumper counts as a Christmas jumper because that is what Christmas feels like. 

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