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Britain is broken, declares man whose bus is nine minutes late

A MAN whose bus arrived nine minutes late has declared this is further proof that the UK is a failed state.

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C&A own-brand trainers, and other things that made you gay at school in the 90s

WERE you accused of being gay for wearing the wrong trainers while the other lads rolled around wrestling each other? You might have done these things too, you bender.

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