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Britain not ready for another day off

WORKERS are dreading the prospect of another three-day weekend so soon after Easter.

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It all comes down to having a weird-looking penis, says Clarkson

JEREMY Clarkson has explained that his persona comes from being teased at school about his grapefruit-shaped penis.

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