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Britain still thinks petitions aren't completely ignored

PEOPLE across the UK are continuing to sign petitions as if they make any difference to anyone.

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No, Grim Reaper told

DEATH has been told it is not allowed to take Sir Terry Pratchett until an investigation is held. 

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