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Britain to be physically removed from Europe

BRITAIN is to be detached from the Earth’s crust and moved away from Europe.

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New Xbox will revolutionise sitting on your fat arse

MICROSOFT’S Xbox One heralds the dawn of a new era in sitting on your fat lazy backside.

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