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Britain To Take Two Years Off

BRITAIN is to take the next two years off to go travelling and focus on its hobbies.

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No-One Entirely Sure What Speaker Said

HOUSE of Commons Speaker Michael Martin made a statement on the arrest of Tory MP Damien Green yesterday, but no-one is entirely sure what he said.

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