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Britain was just brilliant around the 2012 Olympics, insist idiots

CRETINS are remembering the summer of 2012, when David Cameron was prime minister and the UK was two years into austerity, as some kind of Golden Age. 

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How Boris Johnson's immigration points system will work

BORIS Johnson wants to bring in an immigration points system for the UK. But how will it work? Here’s our guide: 

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