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Britain's invincible rail networks finally defeated by heatwave

THE indestructible train network that has made Britain famous since the days of Empire has finally been undone by today’s terrible heat. 

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'We kept crossing into the box but there was no-one there': six reasons why it wasn't England's fault

ENGLAND managed not to win last night, but to compensate have provided a whole host of compelling excuses. These are they: 

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