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Britain's workers grant themselves three days of semi-holiday

THE UK’s employees aren’t going to be doing a lot this week, they have announced.

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Jesus loved eggs, say experts

THE mystic role of eggs in Easter is based on Christ’s love of eating them, experts have claimed.

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