British happiness now based mainly on suffering of others

BRITONS can now only achieve happiness while seeing others, preferably also Britons, having a total and utter nightmare. 

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The six most shameful things in your YouTube history

YOUR YouTube history is a disturbing archive of your most shameful viewing preferences. Here is some of the unedifying content you’ve watched.

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