Britons getting wankered on caffeine before going to coffee shops

THE high price of lattes and mochas is causing Britons to ‘pre-load’ on coffee at home before going to cafes.

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Workplace twats 'could be replaced by robot bellends'

KNOBHEADS in the workplace could soon be replaced with robots who are equally annoying to work with but more efficient at it.

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