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Britons physically incapable of having just one drink

MOST Britons cannot possibly have just one drink, researchers have confirmed.

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We are ideologically opposed to fixing any problems, say Tories

THE Conservative party has confirmed it is opposed, on both a theoretical and practical level, to solving any of the problems faced by modern Britain. 

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