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Britons to get lessons in splitting up

BRITISH people are to receive coaching in how to split up with each other.

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UKIP to buy all the houses in Stevenage

UKIP is to buy houses in Stevenage until it can take over the town and turn it into a self-governing ‘mini-Britain’.

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