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BT Adverts Cause 40% Drop In National IQ

THE BT adverts featuring that bastard couple are causing Britain’s average IQ to fall off a cliff, according to new research.

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Doctors Call For End To NHS Witch-Bobbing

FUNDING for crone divination should be scrapped, the British Medical Council said last night.

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