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Builder to leave van in pub car park for next decade

A BUILDER has confirmed plans to abandon his van in a pub car park for the foreseeable future.

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Man at dinner party gazes longingly at five-a-side goal in garden

A MAN in his 40s has spent a whole dinner party looking through the window at the five-a-side goal in the back garden.

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