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Cab Drivers Install Signs Confirming They Speak Racist

TAXI drivers in Southampton have installed signs reassuring passengers they speak nasty, ill-informed horseshit.

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Fairytale Comes True As Skank Marries Cage Fighter

IT is every little girl's dream – to carve out a career as a fake-breasted professional skank and then marry her perfect cage fighter in a Las Vegas casino.

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