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Cafe owner going to kill laptop-using twat

A COFFEE shop owner is about to murder the Mac user who has bought one cup of tea in three hours, it has emerged.

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Dog on high alert after waking itself up with own fart

A DOG has baffled itself after waking up as a result of its own fart.

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