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Calais migrants relocated to UK’s fevered imagination

THOUSANDS of migrants from the Calais ‘Jungle’ camp have been relocated into the minds of paranoid Britons.

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Tyre fitter used to be fairly well-known rave MC

A GARAGE worker used to be a relatively popular rave MC, he has revealed.

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