Cat not sure where rumour about him getting fed elsewhere comes from

A CAT has rejected claims that he gets fed in more than one household.

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Man with iconic film posters hasn't seen any of them

A MAN whose flat is full of posters for films like Casablanca and Apocalypse Now has no idea what any of them are actually about, it has emerged.

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