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Chairman Of Tia Maria Gunned Down By Rival Liqueur Baron

THE international liqueur war was reignited last night after the chairman of Tia Maria was executed by a gang believed to be working for the managing director of Malibu.

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KFC Spotted In Corner Of 'The Hay Wain'

ART experts have uncovered a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant in the corner of Constable’s ‘The Hay Wain’, prompting claims that it could be evidence of time travel.

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