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Probability of surviving today virtually zero

BRITONS must today face either the deadly weather or poisonous spiders.

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Lou Reed moves into sleazy downtown area of Heaven

DECEASED musician Lou Reed has moved into the area of Heaven where there is heroin and transsexual hookers.

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