'Charity begins at home' and other self-serving proverbs for twats

WANT to live a selfish twat’s life and looking for some homespun wisdom to support it? These little sayings should help: 

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Brexit finally overseen by man of the people

THE British public is relieved that straight-talking man of the people Jacob Rees-Mogg is delivering the people’s Brexit they voted for.

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