Cheese is dark lord of the fridge

THE other foods in your fridge are all scared of the cheese, it has emerged.

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Wild, free-spirited festival lets you do anything except bring in beer

A MUSIC festival has invited punters to do whatever they like except bring in their own alcohol.

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