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Chief Medical Officer Talking Shit Again

SIR Liam Donaldson, England's chief medical officer, was last night talking shit again.

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London sacrifices virgins after light dusting of snow

SOCIAL order crumbled amid mass executions of sacrificial virgins as London was battered with a light dusting of snow.

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