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Child of smoker thrilled with sturdy new boots and compass

THE child of a smoker is excited about his sturdy new walking boots and ‘military-style’ compass.

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Ask Holly: Will my souffle remark trigger a Mumsnet vendetta?

Dear Holly,

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