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Children of hippy parents getting shit eggs again

HIPPY parents will be giving their children drab, joyless dairy-free Easter eggs again this year, it has been confirmed.

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Everyone either on holiday or pissed off

BRITONS are currently either away or brimming with resentment, it has emerged. 

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