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Children Outnumbered By Daily Mail Reading Fucknuts

CHILDREN in the UK are now outnumbered by ageing psychopaths who devour every word of the Daily Mail, new figures reveal.

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Evil Mastermind Offers Millions For Home Office Memory Stick

AN evil mastermind has offered £2 million for the missing memory stick containing the details of thousands of Britain's finest criminals.

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