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Children should read novels we defaced with cartoon penises, say parents

PARENTS want their children to be force fed the classics of English literature until it makes them seriously ill, a survey has shown.

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Todd Akin's Guide to the Female Anatomy

TODD Akin, the US Congressman and Professor of Anatomy at the University of Western Missouri, has unveiled his long awaited guide to the inner workings of the female body.

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