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Children taken on British holidays don't deserve any better

CHILDREN who are only taken on holidays in the UK have either done something terrible or are simply worthless, their parents have confirmed. 

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Man heroically keeping his real opinion about the penalties to himself

A MAN with an extensive knowledge of football is patriotically refusing to voice his real views on the quality of yesterday’s penalty shootout. 

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