Child's letter to Santa 'f**king useless'


A CHILD’S letter to Santa is full of insane shit and contains nothing within the right price range, his parents have revealed.

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Brexit debate is absolutely none of your business, MPs tell voters

THE five-day Commons debate on Brexit is nothing to do with you, MPs have confirmed.

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