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Christian couple to wait until marriage before having threesome

A CHRISTIAN couple have agreed to wait until they are united in holy matrimony before having a threesome.

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McDonald's identifies potentially lucrative 'bereaved kid' demographic

A MCDONALD’S marketing meeting has decided that bereaved children will probably want some burgers.

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