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Christmas booze already finished

ALL the alcohol that was being saved for Christmas Day has been drunk, Britain has confirmed.

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Atheist child being read Bible as fairy tale

A SIX-YEAR-OLD is being read the Old Testament as a fairy story by her proudly atheist father.

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