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Christmas lights going up a chilling harbinger of horror to come

THE sight of a town’s Christmas lights going up is a terrifying glimpse of the nightmarish festivity on its way.

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Oh, like you've never pretended to be a high-ranking admiral at a Remembrance event

IT’S the hypocrisy I hate. We’ve all done crazy shit for kicks in late middle-age. But suddenly it’s only me who fakes being an admiral on Remembrance Sunday.

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